Hoppurlsnitch tbe Bug Pays Back The Mob

Hoppurlsnitch tbe Bug was a regular enough cicada I guess. After doing cicada things for some amount of time he decided to fuck off and move to the city cuz I guess he wasn’t regular enough to be an actual regular enough cicada. After roaming around and feeling generally discontent, he decided to embrace his desire for change and distaste in his own body, so he got top surgery. Unfortunately the loan he took out to pay for his surgery was from a not so cooly business, run by a big bad crime head man, Padrinol. Since Hoppurlsnitch couldn’t pay, he’s set to be sold into prostitution, but he’s not giving up, so he bought a gun from some kind benefactor. Now he’s gonna use it to shoot things.

So ya bounce around shooting stuff, don’t die. You’re stuck constantly bouncing, and can hit Jump (space, W, or up) when Hoppurlsnitch is most squished and closest to bouncing to increase jump height. You can only move in midair and shoot with left click, pointing where you wanna shoot. Also just some little notes, hearts are more likely to spawn the lower you are on health, and if you accidentally start a new game instead of loading, quitting out before you beat level 1 should let you load from your old save.